[Ouch. Well, THAT hurt. Of course, she hadn't expected a smooth landing. When one is getting mysteriously carted of to who knows, you really shouldn't be expecting one, but she hadn't expected to open her eyes and see the sky. After a few moments, she sat up, she trying to get her bearings ( Read more... )

[There is currently a ball of transmuted fetusy agony rolling down the streets of Fake Central. Just rolling on, like a katamari. Occasionally it gurgles inarticulately in pain.

Yep.]

[Ed is staring at the sign.

Just... Staring.

Because, quite frankly after the life he's had there's no telling what's real anymore, so he's not going to pretend this is too strange and random to believe. Blue aliens, slugs that take over people's brains and being able to turn into animals was all pretty strange ( Read more... )

[so there's a man over there who looks kind of lost. ...well, okay, really lost, and in the "oh god what is all this" kind of way rather than the general sense. He seems to be wandering around aimlessly, although... mostly he's looking for a man in a labcoat to tell him what's going on. Is this some kind of drill...? That sign didn't make any sense ( Read more... )